Tick Tock

I need to have this baby before I kill my husband.

Last night-

Me: "I heard squats can induce labor, I'm doing some of those!" (start squatting as much as a huge prego can)

Sean: (eyes piles of folded laundry) "WAIT! Don't do that!" ( I'm thinking, oh honey, are you worried about me? How sweet)
"If you're going to exert yourself you might as well put away that laundry..."

Me: DEATH GLARE

Sean: mumble mumble something about housework and WISELY picks up laundry himself and runs to the bedroom to put it away.

Seriously, people. Barely escaped with his life.