Awkward

Tate has taken a special interest in naming body parts lately. Daddy had told him that we all have nipples when Tate asked what 'those things are'. Of course my kids have noticed that 'mommy has a bigger chest than daddy'. They just call it my chest and whatever, but Tate likes to refer to it as my "big chest" or even worse, "big nipples". As in, "when I grow up I want to have big nipples like mommy and hair on my belly button like daddy!"
Nice.
This leads us to our awkward bedtime quote last night. I hugged Tate goodnight and he said, "I want to say goodnight to your chest!" I tend to let these things go so as to not draw attention them (and hopefully keep him from bringing them up). Then he reached over and kissed my shirt and yelled, "Daddy, I kissed mommy's big nipples goodnight!"
Laughter, etc.
*groan* I just told him to please stop calling them that and just to kiss my face. Seriously, not something I want him talking to random people about.
I told Sean this was another thing I could really embarrass him with as a teenager, but he says it's off limits because it would actually traumatize him to know. That's why I write these things down, you never know what might be needed to get his grades up or keep curfew on time.

Please tell me your kids are saying awkward things that embarrass you.